In an unexpected move, Mantra Entertainment has delayed the released of its next Girls Gone Wild video to released Girls Gone Mild, which showcases the day-to-day activities of working women and mothers.
“I’ve really done all that I can with the Girls Gone Wild franchise,” said Joe Francis, CEO of Mantra. “Since we can’t go any younger, we decided to go the other way. Girls Gone Mild takes you inside the hot and sexy world of the working woman as she balances her checkbook or takes the kids to soccer practice.”
Instead of baiting hot college co-eds with tank tops to see their breasts, the Girls Gone Mild (GGM) staff offers its participants diapers, gas money, or home repair services for an inside look into the steamy dealings of life as it happens.
“I wasn’t going to let them film me,” said Abby Hoover, mother of 3. “But they offered 5 packages of diapers to follow me around for the day. It was invasive at first, but by the end of the day I was used to the cameras being around me.”
“We got some really hot footage of Abby,” said Forest Mason, director of the GGM series. “Nothing gets me more turned on than seeing a successful drop off of a kid at soccer practice.”
And it’s not only the director that’s getting hot in the crotch. Fans of Girls Gone Wild are transferring over to the world of Girls Gone Mild.
“I was a fan back when Girls Gone Wild started in 1998,” Nicholas Oppenheimer said. “I’ve grown up a bit, and it’s nice to see Mantra recognizing that. While hot college co-eds are good, it really doesn’t help with the wife. But with Girls Gone Mild, I can share the experience of Girls Gone Wild with her without being called a pervert. I even use Girls Gone Mild as foreplay. The best sex I’ve ever had was after Janet finished that casserole.”
College students looking for a change now have that option. Girls Gone Mild is usually located in the family section and gives them a sense of dignity when going into the video store.
“People don’t look down on me anymore,” said a happy Doug Harrow, political science major. “I go into the video store, go right to the family section and grab Girls Gone Mild. I can hold my head high as I exit the store, and still know that I can get my jollies when I get back to my place.”
“Nothing is sexier than seeing a working woman balance a checkbook,” said Kenny Warren, undeclared. “When Mary was able to pay her bills, manage her extraneous debts, and then balance it – man, I headed for the bathroom. And not to pee.”
Francis sees this as a starting point for a successful video franchise. He says he can see as many video in the Girls Gone Mild series as in the Girls Gone Wild series, maybe even more.
“The possibilities are endless,” said an elated Francis. “With Girls Gone Wild, we only had spring break and bars within a tight age demographic. With Girls Gone Mild, we have all ages of women during anytime of the year. I can easily foresee things like Girls Gone Mild: Family Vacation or Girls Gone Mild: Kids’ Birthday Parties. I’m telling you, it’s not only Mantra Entertainment that wins, but also the American public.”
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